deceiving

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer

how do i get abs without doing anything

FAQ

Q: do you ever sleep
A: nah

dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

what if websites had closing hours